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[–] comador@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Bidets, the answer is bidets.

[–] kinther@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

If you use the big O little o big O method, you get extra clean

edit: I'd personally get a bidet -wand- for maximum clean

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] kinther@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Release, clench, release. Practice before you get old, or you might go incontinent.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago

Shit my dude, i remember when i was young as fuck some one talking about how to save toilet paper on big brother the tv show cause they sent the dumbest derro cunt out to do grocery shopping and they came back with nothing but junk and no shit paper.

Then someone mentioned this and i tried it and it worked.

Then i forgot the technique and have tried googling it numerous times to no avail.

And here you are with your wise words of wisdom

[–] gearheart@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

Listen to comador OP. Literal game changer.

Only problem is the toilet paper Mafia and butt doctors are going to come after you.

[–] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

They're a game changer

[–] lazyslacker@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Seriously they're like $30 on Amazon, c'mon people

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

I love my bidet sooooooo much.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Need to wield the Squatty Potty and the Bidet, the sword and shield of battling painful poops.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Nah, chaddy daddy frequents one of those. Reeeeee!

[–] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Just be glad you don't have both hyperhydrosis and sweat triggered eczema on your scrotum

[–] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Yup, according to the dermatologist. I have a prescription steroid cream that clears it up overnight. Fungus can take weeks/months to treat, and iirc steroids make it worse.

[–] shitwolves@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 years ago

Better hope it's a rash and not a hemorrhoid. Otherwise buckle up for the worst week of your life.

[–] Norodix@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago