I’m a vegetarian and still would rather worship bacon over the imaginary bullshit currently on the pedestal.
this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2025
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They welcome you too, they specifically mention vegetarian bacon as one of their sects, alongside turkey bacon.
"Take, eat: this is My Body, which is broken for you." Chris P. Bacon
Pig died for your sins.
Pig died for my gluttony!
Input praisebacon.com
(hit return)
“A server with the specified hostname could not be found.”
Even that church is a lie.
Faith restored, thank you.
There must have been a schism at some point.
See you've got your Reformed Church of Bacon - they are open to vegan and turkey bacon, amongst others.
Then there's the Orthodox Church of Bacon - they believe only the original form of bacon is the purest.
Ah yes, of course.
... Streaky, or back bacon?
Where is the Fractured Church of Bacon?
That's only got one member and it's Kevin bacon.
2011 reddit post energy
Hamen!
What in the late 2000s/early 2010s
You don't miss the bacon flavoured everything?
Don’t you mean le bacon?
Yes le bacon mustache!
Where did all the confident atheists on the internet go? Posts like this used to be so common, but now we get shrimp Jesus AI slop
The normies found the Internet.
Bring forth your sick, and they will be cured.
Let's hope the relationship with the Church of His Noodliness remains cordial, or else
Site won't load 😢
You're the best 🥓
- We have 3 Sects for you to choose from. If you prefer to praise Vegetarian Bacon or Turkey Bacon that is fine!
Suffering is our God.
Because suffering is real.
Like God, bacon is also man made