Economy

A good play to avoid the collapse of "every global postal and courier service cancelling packages to the US" and eventual empty shelves for non mega retailers, and the price hikes from mega retailers as the only ones capable of navigating through tariffs, is to (secretly) ask the Supreme Court to fail to stop this. This can be a rallying cry for Trump to execute the remaining liberal judges, even while he gets saved from his own stupidity. Even as US economy postpones collapse from Trump policies, the shtick can be that Trump loves you so much, he is willing to put SC justices under firing squad, so that the economic collapse of the US can one day be resumed.

Wild how often he's protected from punching himself in the face. Harm reduction, global stability, yada yada; I know... But some times I wonder what would happen if Americans got exactly what they voted for.