Yeah, there's nothing carnal at all about the nude, over-groomed* bodybuilding "Chad" image on the right. There's nothing as aggressively homoerotic as an insecure straight dude trying to cope.
*Seriously, even if this dude was real, that curled mustache would get him endlessly laughed at, especially with that haircut and that beard. Dude would be called a hipster lumberjack.