The bad news is you have Towerful Inclusion Syndrome, where you try to add to an excellent joke but end up making it not funny by beating a dead horse and over explaining things and failing to feel included in the social occasion
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not to self diagnose but i may also have this… often happens when i go outside and try to engage with normal people 😔
I know someone with that.
i died
That's the bad news.
"You're Pagliacci"
Recitar! Mentre preso dal delirio, non so più quel che dico, e quel che faccio! Eppur è d'uopo, sforzati! Bah! Sei tu forse un uom? Tu se' Pagliaccio!
"Give it to me straight doc, what's the bad news?"
"Bad news is, you have Leprosy."
"JESUS CHRIST! What's the good news?"
"Oh, it's just the 24 hour kind."