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I created the weirdest political compass (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

a lot of suspicuously missing lisps

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Is Java more obsolete than c#?

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 6 points 8 months ago

Fortran is NOT obsolete you take that shit back

[–] littlebigendian@lemmy.zip 5 points 8 months ago

The hardest hitting rage bait I've seen all year

[–] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 5 points 8 months ago

It's missing another axis, where else is Scott Lang gonna fit?

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 5 points 8 months ago

System vs Toy?

[–] marsza@lemmy.cafe 4 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Typescript, a language. Hah.

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[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 months ago

My man put EMCAScript like Oracle was gonna C&D 😅

[–] jkercher@programming.dev 4 points 8 months ago

Odin mentioned!

[–] NostraDavid@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No colours? But how am I going to look down on the other three quadrants?

But for real, how did you make it? Hold up, did you screenshot draw.io? You absolute madlad!

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[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

scala?

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[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

What is Fortran's actual address on this visualization?

Asking for a friend.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

The aim is to learn one fromeach quadrant!

[–] m33@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 months ago

Sadly, as always, Lisp is put in parenthesis and doesn't show here

[–] seth_arimainyu@ieji.de 2 points 8 months ago (3 children)

@ZILtoid1991 well, according to this, I'll learn Go.

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I started using Go a few months ago, I'm loving it so far. Simple, gets the job done, stays out of your way.

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