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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

a lot of suspicuously missing lisps

[–] aubeynarf@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

A systems language, one of the oldest but still in use and modeled after, used to build expensive research toys, which compiles itself via its interpreter…. is in some 4d space this plane doesn't slice through.

FORTH also out in space somewhere

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Is Java more obsolete than c#?

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 6 points 2 months ago

Fortran is NOT obsolete you take that shit back

It's missing another axis, where else is Scott Lang gonna fit?

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 5 points 2 months ago

System vs Toy?

[–] littlebigendian@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

The hardest hitting rage bait I've seen all year

[–] marsza@lemmy.cafe 4 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Typescript, a language. Hah.

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[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

My man put EMCAScript like Oracle was gonna C&D 😅

[–] jkercher@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

Odin mentioned!

[–] NostraDavid@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No colours? But how am I going to look down on the other three quadrants?

But for real, how did you make it? Hold up, did you screenshot draw.io? You absolute madlad!

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[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] m33@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

Sadly, as always, Lisp is put in parenthesis and doesn't show here

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

What is Fortran's actual address on this visualization?

Asking for a friend.

[–] seth_arimainyu@ieji.de 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

@ZILtoid1991 well, according to this, I'll learn Go.

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I started using Go a few months ago, I'm loving it so far. Simple, gets the job done, stays out of your way.

[–] aubeynarf@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 months ago

Except for the thousands of lines of boilerplate 🤷‍♂️

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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

The aim is to learn one fromeach quadrant!

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