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FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart (abcnews.go.com)

submitted 1 month ago by tonytins@pawb.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

Can FDA do something with Walmart or the US is this fixed on individual responsibility?

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago

Here I was thinking Fission Blast Shrimp was just the branding!

I thought I was just enjoying it, but now the warm sensation in my stomach makes more sense. That and the sudden tail I started growing...

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)

What super power do we get?

[–] SaintInc@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

The power of Cancer

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[–] Only_Slightly_Bent@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

~~Radioactive~~ Spicy shrimp

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

This is perfect for my new seafood diet. It is so simple, I cesium food, I eat ze yum food.

[–] gitamar@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

Paging future_canoe for a new challenge

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

So it's actually mirelurk meat.

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