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[–] streetfestival@lemmy.ca 30 points 3 months ago

I find The Beaverton pretty cathartic, living in this really troubled time that we do. This piece gave me several lols.

Zooming out, as news article usually do at the end, it ends on a banger

At press time, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy was planning a diplomatic mission to one of the many countries he is able to freely travel to because he’s not a fucking war criminal.

[–] tehWrapper@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

The fact I had to read all the way to the url to see it was thebeaverton shows how messed up this time line is...

[–] YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'd wager Trump has never tipped 20% in his life. He seems more like the "demand special attention, bitch, and tip maybe 10%" type.

[–] JustADrone@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago

He expects to be comped. The tip is him being there.