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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love dropping that on theists, especially the ones who go down the line of "Well the Bible proves the history... We found Jericho!"

And I'm like "Yeah, and New York is real so Spider-Man must be real too!"

Thousands of years from now, someone is going to uncover an old Warner Brothers warehouse and will be convinced we made all these Batman and Superman statues because we worshipped them.

[–] Pronell@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Whereas others will roll their eyes and say that the statues are clearly dildoes.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Our descendants will clearly have superior anal capabilities

[–] troed@fedia.io 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

(Allah / Jahwe / God are all just different names for the same deity. Which makes a whole lot of shit in this world more "fun")

Go Spidergod.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 13 points 1 month ago

One will find many Peter Parkers in New York City. We cannot be certain which Peter Parker was Spider-Man, but we cannot exclude Spider-Man as an option.

We can find many contemporary, non-Marvel sources for Spider-Man. This means that even those not part of Marvel were well aware of Spider-Man. This means Spider-Man was likely a real living person.

Spider-Man appears in various government records. Those have all disappeared due to tampering in 2025 alongside other government data, but those records were described in records from other authors within a few hundred years of that time.

[–] usernameusername@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I used to believe when I was younger (thankfully stopped believing relatively early on) and in retrospect... yeah, it's so fucking obvious that no god exists.

This post is so true. The only source is a book, literally nothing else. What makes it trustworthy? The fact that it's thousands of years old and is still relevant? And literally nothing else? Also ignoring the obvious that any god existing is dumb as hell, if you just think about it for longer than two seconds.

It's all just a big "Trust me bro". Perhaps some of the biggest lies in history...

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Imagine accidentally creating a religion by lying that you didn't have sex when you are pregnant.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

And then having that act plagarized by a bunch of other later religions, including Christianity.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The fact it's so old makes it even funnier because it was clearly written by people who were considered smart at the time (maybe?) but clearly didn't know dick all about how anything worked. Yet there's still Bible literalists today, though even the ones that take it as metaphorical are IMO just in denial.

Even the philosophical stuff is undermined by the indoctrination shit, which is evident in the religious people who think there's no reason to not do evil shit if religion is false. About a third of the ten commandments boil down to "respect mah authoriteh".

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I recently stumbled upon Professor Dave Explains https://youtu.be/xsEKgpWYSgs

I didn't even know the extend of the anti science / creation / conspiracy theory bullshit out there.

It honestly shook me to see these adults talking about fairytales as if they were real... From ancient aliens to flat earth to bigfoot there are fucking adults that believe this shit.

It's no wonder our society is going to shit, because for every Dave trying to explain science there is 20 Joe Rogan's spreading bullshit to the masses.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You really want that poor unlucky bastard to be real? I mean, his life is pretty much just pain.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At least he has super powers… I don’t

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Would you tell us if you did?

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Touché…

[–] s@piefed.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Which one are we talking about here? /s

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

That's a great question, isn't it?

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

There was a time in my childhood, when I wanted fiction to be real, and really hated fiction that I didn't like because it meant those bad things will be real. I thought religion was like a tale that adults also believed in.

I got somewhat more open to religion during my teen years, as far-right orgs tried to (ideologically) groom me, and of course it involved me getting bombarded with "if you're atheist, you'll be sad and suicidal" type bullshit.

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