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[–] AChiTenshi@sh.itjust.works 112 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Hey that 2 gold will come in handy later.

...

For healing after being ambushed at night while camping.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

confirmation bias

[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 55 points 6 days ago (1 children)

2 gold is a lot of money, tho. Inns usually deal in copper.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 6 days ago

The gold is not for the beds

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 56 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Does the city have any ordinances against setting up a tent in the park? I got one of them magical dealies that's like a single square outside, but a mansion on the inside.

I'm not going to obey the law if they hate the homeless anyway, but I need to know if I will have to kill any witnesses so I don't get fined.

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 18 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I knew I would be compared to Brennan eventually.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 5 points 6 days ago

It's a great complment lol

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Holy crap, that was hilarious! Thanks for sharing. =)

Ah yes, anarcho-socialist halflings, my favourite!

De-shortsed link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmaoNLSHx_w

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 54 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 23 points 6 days ago

Who is that mom

What's her phone number

[–] Vraylle@fedia.io 38 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Because you always get attacked by cultists or assassins in the middle of the night if you stay at an inn.

Or maybe that's just a Warhammer FRPG thing?

[–] Droechai@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 days ago

Depending on the inn really. If the innkeeper is having a long nose, a moustasche reminding you of whiskers, a tall hat that covers the ears and offers you a "safe-good sleep-night for you and your man-thing friend-allies" you kind of deserve being attacked.

This happened to a group some days after they killed a human sized white furred rat and its armoured bodyguard, but letting their slaverat run away after since he didnt participate in the fighting and so was innocent.

Not only would I want to pay the 2GP, I would ask my DM for quests in the city. Then again, I prefer urban campaigns.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 10 points 6 days ago

Me purposefully going into gator country to avoid paying for a hotel in Saint Denis in rdr2:

That's why God gave us random encounters. Whos got first watch?

[–] Commiejones@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 6 days ago

2 gold?!?! I could feed a family of peasants for a year on that.