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[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Does this also contain plastic cheese?

[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It comes installed with standard cheese, but there's no corners.

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

What do you mean by standard cheese? Is there an ISO, ANSI, or <your favourite standards body here> number?

[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

American traditional cheese.

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Okay. I'll pay you $8.00 to throw it into a volcano then.

[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I am very serious, that kind of cheese is extremely dangerous and must be destroyed ASAP.

[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 5 months ago

That's okay, just do what must be done.

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Emulsified Cheddar, the delectable American cheese food product? As long as you destroy it with my mouth

[–] q181c@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 months ago

Slime extra. $0.75/ea.