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‘Britain’s most tattooed man’ claims he is unable to watch p*rn as 'new age check system mistakes his ink for a mask' | Need To Know (needtoknow.co.uk)

submitted 2 months ago by miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Does he not have a printer?

[–] 2910000@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't get it.
The only use for a printer in this situation that I can think of is printing individual video stills and making them into an erotic flick-book, but I'm sure that's not it

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Print stuff to fool cameras. Old trick, finding new use.

Doesn't work well on people, but it's very diffocult to train a model on the difference between printed and real images.

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[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

He should get a VPN, for example: https://mullvad.net/en

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

He should put lemon slices over his eyes to complete the look.

[–] Sinatra@lemmings.world 2 points 2 months ago

Pretty soon it'll be illegal to masturbate over anything but a picture of the king.

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Oi bruv, this wanker thinks it’s bollocks.

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