this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2025
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who needs vroom vroom when doggie go zoom zoom?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Rich guys sells rich thing to do nice thing (and is likely still rich, because who the hell buys a Ferrari in the first place?) but it's a net win for dogs.

"I may have to use my regular car now, but I did it for the dogs. Are you watching from above, Jesus?"

[–] TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I sold my Ferrari now I have to drive my Bentley.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

you poor man, here have some dogs

[–] resting_parrot@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not crying, you're crying

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, I'm literally taking a shit rn.

[–] Kacarott@aussie.zone 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's usually when I do my crying anyway

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You need more fibers and water.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They didn’t say they had issues taking a shit, just that they usually do their crying while they shit. They may have perfectly fine bowl movements, and the crying and shitting may not necessarily be directly related to each other.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

perfectly fine bowl movements

Like these?

[–] don@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Dammit, haven’t even looked at the TikTok and already see the typo.

[–] yuri@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

it’s either too much or not enough fiber, bet my life on it

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Can't be too much since it doesn't just add mass but also softens. If you get enough fiber (and water), you're not gonna be constipated due to your diet.

Sincerely, have been eating a shitload of cabbage recently, pun intended 😁

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What does this community name mean

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 month ago

Literally nothing. It's even in the rules that posts

  1. Don't need to involve white people
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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Reddit had black people Twitter and white people Twitter. This is everyone Twitter.

[–] dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah but how did he get said Ferrari?

[–] modus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Dogmeat charcuterie sales.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Wait, not like that!

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Someone ever tries to ~~kill~~ save you, you try to ~~kill~~ save 'em right back!