who needs vroom vroom when doggie go zoom zoom?
this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2025
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Rich guys sells rich thing to do nice thing (and is likely still rich, because who the hell buys a Ferrari in the first place?) but it's a net win for dogs.
"I may have to use my regular car now, but I did it for the dogs. Are you watching from above, Jesus?"
I sold my Ferrari now I have to drive my Bentley.
you poor man, here have some dogs
I'm not crying, you're crying
No, I'm literally taking a shit rn.
That's usually when I do my crying anyway
You need more fibers and water.
They didn’t say they had issues taking a shit, just that they usually do their crying while they shit. They may have perfectly fine bowl movements, and the crying and shitting may not necessarily be directly related to each other.
perfectly fine bowl movements
Like these?
Dammit, haven’t even looked at the TikTok and already see the typo.
it’s either too much or not enough fiber, bet my life on it
Can't be too much since it doesn't just add mass but also softens. If you get enough fiber (and water), you're not gonna be constipated due to your diet.
Sincerely, have been eating a shitload of cabbage recently, pun intended 😁
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Yeah but how did he get said Ferrari?
Dogmeat charcuterie sales.
Today me, tomorrow you.
Wait, not like that!
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