Omg I would hate to be inappropriate and outrageous!!!
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Nah, then he'll watch. π€’
Fetterman is what Blue No Matter Who brought us.
He's unfortunately not. Just a liar and a prick in a time where we are easily fooled because of our few good options.
I was honestly excited to vote for him. I had a bumper sticker, which is something I hadn't done since Kucinich.
Gisele should primary him.
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If his wife really is an immigrant someone should report that. Maybe a lot. Just so ice has all the info.
She's apparently a good person who's as outraged at his behavior as the rest of us, so maybe don't do that.
And then call the local PD. πΏ
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It says the wife "WAS" undocumented. I don't care enough to look up what happened there.
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One more stroke & heβs back as a progressive.
Monkey Paw:
He becomes so progressive, he's now support giving voting rights to AI.
Yes, each instance of Siri, each instance of Gemini, all get a vote.
And now Tim Apple becomes POTUS. (Because the US has the biggest iPhone Marketshare)
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You think that replacing trump, even with Tim Apple, would be a bad thing????
Siri is useless β¦ maybe we could have it as president
Bitcoin mining rigs would all become thousands of AI instances and people would be touting how many votes they got...
I thought if you married someone they get a green card?
At this point, I don't think having a green card matters anymore.
That's one path to it, but it's not nearly that simple.
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Maybe he's sick of her
Malcom Kenyatta 2028
this mfer played for both teams
No need to abolish ICE, just return it to what it was in 2015 or so.
We don't need essentially a whole new authoritarian police with more funding than any other such agency ever and more than two branches of the military, with ability to grab anyone at all with impunity (no due process required if they claim to think the target is not a citizen) and seemingly working to be able to also remove citizenship formally from people.
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