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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Dudes a meth head

[–] skhayfa@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

A more accurate testing would be to hold his portrait and look for visible signs of disgust

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I'm short, but my cock is huge! Compared to my pinky 😩

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've never seen such a clear-cut case of fucking crazy eyes in a "man:"

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

That's drug induced and you cannot convince me it isn't.

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

What a bitch.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago

should polygraph about his crazy eyes.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

These LIARS are being mean about me!

- Joseph Stalin

[–] dastanktal@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

For those wishing to get past the soft paywall

https://archive.ph/1xgSG

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What a damned candy ass lol

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