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[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 111 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"AI" is a travesty. Well, at least he was able to ping Aman.

[–] elDalvini@discuss.tchncs.de 139 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, I don't like AI. But leaving in debugging messages can easily happen without AI, too.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fair point. I concede that I am stupid.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 68 points 1 year ago

Oh thank god we have all been wanting to say something.

[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 97 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My favorite messages are "Don't touch this file unless you talk to Gary. Don't import this file unless you talk to Gary. Don't even think about this file until you talk to Gary!" And Gary has moved on and hasn't worked there for years.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 51 points 1 year ago

The most informative error messages: “Got a problem? See me.”

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I remember that time Facebook had a random text in a page saying "This text should never be visible in production" or something like that.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 56 points 1 year ago

At my previous job we had a "this should never come up" error case

Error message for that was "if you see this, kick XYZ's ass"

Of course we soon got a customer ticket to please relay the ass kicking

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

real vibe coding is when 6 monster energy and music too loud

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

I'll have you know I switched to starter after Trump announced his global trade war because it's locally produced and cheaper anyway.