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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

This is (or was) a trending meme thing. I would just assume the person honking at me the splitsecond the light changes is just trying to get some SM clout.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Is physical violence common on RuPaul's show?πŸ€”

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

A lot of places in east asia have red light timers. If theres nobody coming, people will start when theres like 3 seconds left.

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That's me. My friend was in front of me.

[–] Engywuck@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Today one idiot honked me because I actually stopped at a red semaphore.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Have you stopped on the rail tracks by any chance?

[–] Engywuck@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

No, but he should have.

[–] ftbd@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

The light is green. Why are you not moving?

[–] dukatos@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

Nanosecond is a period between traffic light going green and somebody from behind honks.

Motherfucker, if you're at the head of the line, its only common courtesy to shove your phone up your ass, and move! Do you think the light is gonna get greener? The fuck are you doing up there?

[–] Drekaridill@feddit.is 0 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Put on the handbrake, get out of the car, and calmly ask them what the problem is.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

You forgot the 'grab a crowbar' part.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Depending on where you are in the US, this could literally get you shot.

[–] Drekaridill@feddit.is 1 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not in the US

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Or just drive off. If you rise to every barb, you’re almost definitely going to end up with a severely painful, chronic erection. Getting shot or run over is also on the table.

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