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[โ€“] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

P R E C I O U S in old English script across the upper part of smegols back.

Frodo has S H A R E T H E L O A D across the small of his back.

[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Like, arschgeweih? A billboard above his hobb-kini. ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 15 points 1 month ago

It says MS-13.

[โ€“] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago

tattoos on the left hand say "toes", yet they are fingers

[โ€“] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

His left hand just says "TOES", lol

[โ€“] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's funnier if you look at it as a single photo rather than two.

Sam rocking some mighty mitts.

[โ€“] tankplanker@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Boil em mash em put em on a tattoo

[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

NGL, if I'm rockin' these IRL, it's a snappy two-step and a quick toast away from the end of the world โ€” but, still. Not off the list.๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿผ

[โ€“] filtoid@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] lath@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Replace the 'O's with 'U's and the story changes considerably.

[โ€“] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Stovetop@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Oh it took me a second but I see what they were getting at with it being spelled out:

Puta tu es, "whore you are" in Spanish.

[โ€“] lath@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, that doesn't sound like consent, friend.

[โ€“] lath@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well if you think about it, inebriation often is about things sobriety would never consent to.

[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yes, and there's a lubrication/justification joke in there, for sure. ๐Ÿ˜œ

BTW, and not to deflate the fun ๐Ÿ˜… I feel this is a fair opportunity to remind everyone here, in passing : "impaired" == unable to consent. That goes for anyone, including yourself.

Have a blast, live deliciously and according to your whatever inspires you โ€” just, do it with awareness, ya know? ๐Ÿฅฐ

One homie to rule them all!

[โ€“] hemmes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Oh no, Rudyโ€™s going to be sent to a Salvadoran Gulag!

[โ€“] Rom@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] Stovetop@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why are the two Os written in two different styles? AI gen?

[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

You're assuming the chosen tattooer doesn't have class to match?

[โ€“] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Sir Walter Raleigh returns from the New World to present the crazy edible tubers he found to the Queen of England, but Samwise Gamgee is already there with his pot.