submitted 11 months ago by w00@feddit.de to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish for everything to stay as shitty as it is but me not caring like at all.

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[-] christophski@feddit.uk 7 points 11 months ago

Granted. You go instantly insane and have no idea what is going on in the world but you are very content.

[-] gloriousspearfish@feddit.dk 3 points 11 months ago

Sounds like bliss.

[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Granted. The amount of fecal matter in the world is unchanged, and you don't notice because you're too busy following world events.

[-] subnuggurat@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Granted. Your car falls off the side of the road on your way home. You're now in a coma.

[-] voodooattack@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Granted. You are now a large language model.

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