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[–] ampy@discuss.online 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So you have a cottage food license? I don't support black market baked goods.

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 weeks ago

See here for my license number.

[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Auction remains open until ~21:25 UTC tomorrow!

[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What's the buyer's premium?

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What's your license number?

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What guarantees you'd not make another one?

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 3 weeks ago

What's with all the questions?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You're really gonna low ball me? After all the love, sweat, and tears that went into making this one-of-a-kind cookie?

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pretty sure the bodily fluids void your food license.

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

If the recipe calls for it, I put it in.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Who do you think you are? Mrs. Fields?

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'm pieguy, and my cookies will run laps around this Mrs. Fields any day of the week, even Friday evening!

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago

Oh shit, put me down for $3000.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 weeks ago

Depends, which level?

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I’ll give you the picture of a judgmental rabbit for it.

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It can be! I can even mint it as an NFT if you’d like!

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[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

does this come with an award-winning recipe?

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It comes from an award-winning recipe.

[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The prestigious "pieguy's friends said this cookie recipe is really good" award.

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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Does it come packaged and sealed in a controlled environment?

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, the cookie will be shipped in a state-of-the-art quality-preserving Tupperware, that's included FOR FREE!

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

What a deal! Wowie!

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What makes you think something is wrong with it?

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Someone else bid $3000, you think that's cheap?

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, it is still available.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll bid about 6 dog pictures.

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Are 6 dog pictures worth $3005 or more?

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hmmmm... Art is subjective, but, I believe them to be priceless. Frankly, for just the last cookie, an absolute bargain.

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Have they been professionally appraised?

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, by my entire family, several friends and acquaintances as well. Some random people in youtube comment sections also appreciated the quality.

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[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

I don't know, can you?

[–] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Woah. It's a fellow pie guy.

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sorry, the auction is now closed.

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

AUCTION NOW CLOSED!

Congratulations to @FerretyFever0@fedia.io on making the highest bid of $3005.

Please send me your address and port number and the cookie will be delivered to you in due time.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago
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[–] ray@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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