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I thought hard about what to do with the cash, but then I thought: "What would Jesus do?"

.So I turned it into wine.

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[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Holy shit

This is some advanced level gourmet dad joke

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I recently came into a lot of money.

The bank wouldn't take it, said I'd have to rinse it off first

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh shit, we need an Uncle Jokes community

[–] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Dumb dad here. Heeeelp. What's the joke I'm so obviously missing?

[–] ZDL@lazysoci.al 13 points 1 month ago

My dad once picked up a beautiful hitchhiker. In the course of the drive she claimed to be a witch who could turn him into anything she wanted. My father, being very skeptical, asked her to prove it. She whispered some magic words in his ear and, sure enough, he turned into a motel.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Expand the view for the punchline.

[–] Shelbyeileen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thank you! I didn't realize part of the joke was hidden on my app.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

YW. Took me a minute to sort it out as well.

[–] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 4 points 1 month ago

This. You're the real hero.

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I think I get it. I think the joke is that the dad SPENT it all on wine

I'm glad I'm not the only one who needed to go to the comments

[–] Nusm@piefed.zip 3 points 1 month ago
[–] rammer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

I found a wallet with a nice amount of money in it.

It was 69 €.