Not *Not* the Onion

cross-posted from: https://fedia.io/m/theonion@sh.itjust.works/t/2299814

The U.K. banned the possession of ninja swords in a bid to curb what it has called a “national knife crime crisis,” carrying a penalty of up to six months in jail for the possession of one. What do you think?

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