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[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 34 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Because the taste buds are in the front of your tongue, not the back of your throat.

[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 39 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I assume you're joking, but for those who got taught that in school but haven't thought about it since, that thing is basically bs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue_map

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's a deep throating joke.

[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I know that part is, but specifically the front of your tongue tasting sweet is the weird tongue map thing that somehow made it into the education system

[–] CrustyCrinkles@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The back lf your throat doesn't have taste buds tho.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

I also have a needless follow up statement to OP's tongue map

[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I thought the taste bud distribution thing ended up being kinda bad science.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 26 points 4 days ago

It did. Probably just making a deepthroating joke.

[–] Kloayka@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 3 days ago

Did you know that semen is mostly sugar?

Then why does it taste so acidic?

What? It's salty, not acidic.

Oh, is it? How do you know?

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[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What flag is that by the poster‘s name? A colorshifted trans pride flag?

[–] Edge004@lemm.ee 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Right, that‘s it. I‘ve never seen it before, thanks

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 18 points 4 days ago
[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 days ago

Real men taste their own semen and know that it is salty!

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 9 points 4 days ago

BAGEL NOOO!!!

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Mine tastes like pineapple and I'm willing to provide proof.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 days ago

Gotta slow down on the mtn dew man.