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[–] Joeyowlhouse@lemmy.wtf 11 points 10 months ago

And people wonder why South Park stopped making episodes. The world of South Park is normal compared to this.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Is that the original GTA (fuck I am getting old)

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago

Hmm, I guess if some magat protesters are around they would be fair game to get run over as well.

[–] ABetterTomorrow@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Same with right to hit Nazis and police with cars.

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

cuz pedestrian in FL means homeless or drug addicts, so they are ok to run over

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

“Have Right to Hit [liberal, democratic, equality-seeking, anti-fascist] Protesters With Cars [but not pro-fascist, talibangelical, NAZI demonstrators]”

The subtext is important.

[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 6 points 10 months ago

This guy has predatory eyes.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I read that as Protestants and wondered how long Desantis had been a Fenian

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[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm all for hating desantis, but context is important:

We also have a policy that if you're driving on one of those streets and a mob comes and surrounds your vehicle, and threatens you, you have a right to flee for your safety.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago

Whenever i see a circle with stuff radiating in the circle behind him, abd the image is low res, my brain just fills it in with a sonnenrad.

[–] Cocopanda@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (6 children)

Just an FYI if you don’t smoke weed. Buy an AR15 and just be prepared. But if you do smoke weed. Buy it anyways but don’t admit you smoke weed. Ever.

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[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And if you're surrounded by cops?

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[–] Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

This would be a very easy self defense case for armed protestors.

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