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[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 2 points 3 days ago (12 children)

Planes issue horrible chemicals that cause all kinds of issues. Carbon dioxide, nitrogen oxides, etc.

My understanding is that these bills would make that illegal. That's good.

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[–] ChaosInstructor@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

another bizarre law. along with, it is prohibited to harass Bigfoot, donut holes are not to be sold and nobody is to cross state lines with a duck atop their head...

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

I misread duck and lmao

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

How it used to be a fringe thing we can laugh at and dismiss, at a time when scientific documentaries were also entertaining and enlightening.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 3 points 3 days ago

Ok, what if, and hear me out, they are actually doing this to ban plans and force the reintroduction of, wait for it, trains!?

Nah, didn't think so either.

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

I almost put this here, but the last part ruined the joke :/

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

No fly zones! Gotta take a bus.

Better for the Environment. Now they need to end SpaceX.

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