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[–] yucandu@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Lovin Spoonful wrote a song about it in 1968:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9Ic_9ehFxU

Why must every generation think their folks are square? And no matter where their heads are they know mom's ain't there 'Cause I swore when I was small that I'd remember when I knew what's wrong with them

Determined to remember all the cardinal rules Like sun showers are legal grounds for cuttin' school I know I have forgotten maybe one or two And I hope that I recall them all before the baby's due And I know he'll have a question or two

Like "Hey, pop, can I go ride my zoom? It goes two hundred miles an hour suspended on balloons And can I put a droplet of this new stuff on my tongue, and imagine frothing dragons while you sit and wreck your lungs?" And I must be permissive, understanding of the younger generation.

And "Hey, pop, my girlfriend's only three She's got her own videophone, and she's takin' LSD And now that we're best friends, she wants to give a bit to me But what's the matter, daddy? How come you're turnin' green? Can it be that you can't live up to your dreams?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago

And can I put a droplet of this new stuff on my tongue, and imagine frothing dragons while you sit and wreck your lungs?

Pretty good line

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

I like that song. Perhaps a perfect encapsulation of some specific part of the 60s mythos. I can only speculate.

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

analog-based and millenialpilled

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Easyreever@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He hasn’t seen the video?

https://vimeo.com/12915013

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Plot twist: It's gramps that likes the robots and the kids like the feel of real skin.

[–] artifex@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

So happy to be less than an hour late to the party here but see it’s already full of Futurama comments.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Are those robots fully developed, ... you know... down there? Asking for a friend.

Man

If you can look past certain uncanny valleys and have like $10k you can get something uncomfortably close.

[–] drspod@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"bigots reject what they're unfamiliar with, and if I'm honest, it'll probably end up happening to me too"

Is about as far from the one joke as you can get.

[–] drspod@lemmy.ml -2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"LOL My future son will identify as an apache attack helicopter probably haha"

It's the same joke.

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

It's not the same joke because, it's a more honest attempt to imagine a plausible scenario in which unconscious prejudice may manifest. Apache attack helicopter is obviously absurd. AI sentience is just ~~very unlikely~~ something that is not currently a prejudice we find ourselves exposed to and may speculate we'd end up being adverse to

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