Easy fix, just call them "monthly" and overachieve.
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Or make them hourly briefings and only attend one in 24.
but he does take on-call briefings from putin.
The only thing that interests him is Donald Trump. It's frankly surprising he has briefings on anything, ever.
This is just efficiency at work. He can pack a weeks worth of daily briefings into his Tuesday afternoon nap.
It's not like events happen on a global scale faster than, say, once every week or so.
I mean, it raises huge questions about the effectiveness of an Imperial Presidency broadly speaking.
When every decision has to be ratified by the President's inner circle, to filter out any DEI Wokeness, but these guys are too busy fucking the furniture in between Ketamine bumps and keggers, how much are they really hoping to get done?
Seems like the Praetorian Guard at DHS is increasingly running the country while Trump focuses on more important things.
I'm mean come on, how do you brief someone who knows everything? Duh... He's The Smartest Chicken Alive™©® so it's really no surprise that he doesn't need briefings as frequently as our other extremely stupid presidents!
The Orange Turd is a disgrace. Just like the MAGAts that follow him.
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I don't want to read
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ok, I'll read it for you
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tomorrow ok?
Would say 'what an idiot', but then again he is past the point of shitting himself, and fronting the fascist takeover of America / ushering in the highly possible demise of humanity etx, so...
Good. Why should I want any person occupying the position of war criminal in chief to be good or motivated at the job?
he gets all the "briefing" he needs directly from putin
Vibes Based Presidenting.
Why does he need press briefing when he can just ask Grok?
You mean "stand-ups" mister president. We're calling them stand-ups now. To make the government more efficient we're doing everything using the AGILE methodology now!
100% guaranteed success.
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Where can I open a jira ticket?
So, that´s a less-than-weekly brief, isn't it?