Since no one has mentioned kids-in-mind.com yet, I appreciate the level of detail while still remaining as spoiler-free as possible. I've had that bookmarked since 2014, when my wife and I went on the first date away from our newborn son to go see a movie.

We figured we'd see some mindless action-comedy that was getting great reviews, and we had been loving the MCU movies so far. We got my parents to babysit, set up the remote babycam so we could watch him nap, and made sure our phones would vibrate strong enough to get our attention without disturbing people, in the event of an emergency. Parents will understand, you can go a little crazy with your first kid.

I even checked to see if any dogs die, because my wife was still in the post-partum emotional phase. The dog survives, yay!

So off we went to see Guardians of the Galaxy.

If you haven't seen it (or don't remember), the very first scene is an emotional death of the main character's mother in the hospital. She's dying of cancer, and he refuses to hold her hand as she passes. Then he runs away from the grandfather who promised to raise him in her absense, and is immediately abducted by aliens.

Credit to my wife, she managed to remain silent while ugly crying, and insisted we stay to watch the rest of the movie when I offered to take her home.

Pro-tip: IMDB has a parental advisory section that you can clock on for written detail of each incident in a movie (sex/nudity, violence, language, etc). It might contain spoilers, bit it's worth looking at before any movie you're recommending to a sensitive crowd. e.g. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/parentalguide?ref_=tt_stry_pg

Oh my god, the horror. Please, show more guns and violence, quick!

I'm not a prude but I've never understood sex scenes in movies. I don't want to watch that with my friends and family, nor do I want to watch that with strangers in a theatre. If I want to watch people fuck, I can just watch porn, thanks.

I'd always find it amusing because my wife forgets the content of movies but remembers it was funny, scary, whatever.

When the kids were younger, my wife would suggest a movie to watch with the kids. I'd remember what was in it, she'd just remember it was funny. I didn't mind if the kids saw it, and she wouldn't really mind if the kids saw it, but I knew she'd be uncomfortable watching it with them.

Being a bit of an asshole, I'd just ask if she was sure she wanted to watch that with them. She'd say yes, and away we'd go.

Why is there a 20-minute long graphic sex scene in the middle of Oppenheimer anyways?

Before the movie starts: "I don't think it's got anything too bad in it."

15 Minutes Later: "Ok. We're going to turn that off now that we've learned all kinds of nice new words."

What do you guys say after it's over to release the tension? Asking for a friend

A friend of mine's mother and sister are born-again Christians. One night it was his turn to chose a movie, and for some inexplicable reason he chose "Easy Rider".
When the acid kicked in - the New Orleans cemetery scene - that was the straw that broke the camel's back, that's when mom and sis started screaming at my friend.

I had my parents watch Berserk 97 with me... needless to say they were worried.

Imagine being an award winning actor and never doing a full frontal.

By the way, that "Wolf of Wall Street" scene was a certified cinema classic, I regret nothing. Nothing!

Is this picture from the G-man prequel :)

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