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[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago

@rajs_art on Instagram

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In Canada, you can get cannabis delivered by the postman. I'm willing to test if that package gives more than 5 seconds when that's available in the States.

I'd even think of running for some major position with it as my platform!

Solve homelessness overnight! Give em free weed but only if they have a home address!

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Depending on the state/country, you can also get alcohol delivered. I think things that can be ingested (food, drink, many drugs) have a pretty easy time circumventing the issue in the post, because that stuff works on a more primal level.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 24 points 2 months ago

My kids went through a period where I could wrap a box of crayons up over and over and that would make their whole day. Literally beaming at just getting anything.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Out of the package, after the 5 seconds, it morphs in to regret. Then it gets worse everytime you look at it.

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 months ago

...then they start clumping together to form clutter piles.

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 14 points 2 months ago
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So that was the glow from Marcellus Wallace's briefcase.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago

Well now you have gone and ruined the mystery

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 months ago

you're buying the wrong packages man

[–] i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 8 points 2 months ago

I just got a new raincoat. Now every time it rains i get some dopamine!

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I dunno, as a collector, you get back some of that dopamine hit whenever you recheck or handle your precioussss.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago
[–] Devadander@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

You get a whole 5 seconds?

[–] moshankey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Every damn time.

[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago