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Another oldie but goodie (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 month ago by hondaguy97386@sh.itjust.works to c/atheistmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is it too much to ask if he could look in another direction?

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Thank you for this.

"Jesus looks away while you masturbate." is going to pop into my head each time I see one of these classic portraits.

This is definitely going to lead to an awkward moment, for me, at some point.

Edit, because tone doesn't work in text: I'm delighted. Genuinely thank you. This is hilarious.

[–] ProfAel@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

Yes, he is no Mother Teresa./s

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did the romans take his eyelids too?

[–] Opinionhaver@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

Joke's on him - I like it when someone watches.