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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/44641840

Machia voted for Trump, drawn by promises of border control and national security. “We didn’t want drugs or gangbangers,” he said. But what he didn’t expect was losing some of his most dedicated employees to immigration arrests.

“It’s scaring the farming community,” Machia admitted. “We didn’t think they’d come for the people who help us milk cows.”

LOL. Idiots

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[–] 0li0li@lemmy.world 157 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Yeah, because Vermont had so many issues at the Canafian border... and "gangbangers" are such a big problem in rural areas lol

GET FUCKED.

[–] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 80 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

They have imagined a threat (there isn't one) so they can imagine they are in danger or persecuted (they aren't), so they can imagine they deserve a savior (they don't), who they imagine Donald Trump to be (he most definitely isn't one).

I'd say it's a cult, but I doubt most cults even require this level of mental gymnastics.

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Allow me to introduce you to most religion.

[–] Sterling@lemm.ee 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is a religion not just a cult that really took off?

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The difference between a religion and a cult is there is no longer someone in a religion that knows it's all BS.

[–] 0li0li@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

ROFL

Indeed, once it takes hold, it does its thing on its own like a virus.

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[–] AntelopeRoom@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

Thoughts and prayers

[–] Lanske@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

These maga fuckers deserve all the worst

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago
[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago
[–] noride@lemm.ee 100 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Even though Machia says he would still vote for Trump

Maybe if he just offers the leopards a little more face....

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[–] Hayduke@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago

Guess who he will vote for next election. Nothing like repeatedly jamming a stick in your spokes.

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

At some point Maga will realize the grift and there will be some sort of a reckoning. And I’ll be watching and laughing. Mind you, it will probably be a right wing uprising but still I will laugh at that stupid fucking country’s implosion.

[–] Nusm@yall.theatl.social 54 points 1 day ago
[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At least you guys are getting a parade for his birthday. That should be fun.

Knowingly using undocumented workers, complaining about not having a visa program to continue taking advantage of migrants he degrades, and would still vote Trump, too. I hope they get bird flu from a big face full of cow mucus.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 63 points 1 day ago

what did they think .. wait. yeah. they’re not capable of thinking.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 57 points 1 day ago (2 children)

“Not my undocumented immigrants, though.”

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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Leopards! Leopards!

Nom Nom Nom!

Eat their noses

Bite their toeses

Nom Nom Nom!

Gooooo, LEOPARDS!

[–] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

Fuck this guy and his farm.

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (4 children)

You could hire Americans at living wage...

Oh no, I said the 'other' quiet part out loud.

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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What was wrong with the border? The farmer is a racist or a sheep. Sounds like both.

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[–] rhvg@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Trump made you a better, harder working person. That’s not good?

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May you have the life you voted for.

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