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[–] Actionschnils@feddit.org 4 points 22 hours ago

Im a big fan of the street rule "Ehrenschere" (Honor Scissors)

Both Players agree to take scissors on first turn and play a draw. You are free to take an other figure than scissors on first turn, but then you are "Ehrenlos" (honorless). Something, the street will remember :O

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I personally prefer "Rock, Paper, Pistol".

It's like "Rock, Paper, Scissors", but a Balatro-like reimagination of the game. One big change is, that you can use other objects too, with the aforementioned pistol being an instant winner of every round, but at the cost of getting charged with manslaughter and heavy negative karma. This also can unlock an alternative ending, where you will have to fight against increasingly more difficult law-enforcement officials, and finally, the military.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 4 points 1 day ago

The alpha version was like: R O C K

[–] ChanchoManco@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

Makes me wonder what we will discover on the future and how it'll affect the game.

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Every time Rock Paper Scissors comes up, I like to point out the superiority of Odds and Evens for resolving disputes.

Rules:

One player picks Odds, the other player picks Evens.

Someone says, "Odds, Evens, says, SHOOT", and both players put out either one finger or two fingers.

Count the fingers. If it's odd, Odds wins. If it's even, Evens wins.

Exactly 50% chance, no ties. RPS has always been obsolete.

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Isn't RPS "meant" to be a game rather than a way to decide randomly between two options? There's an element of skill involved since you can attempt to avoid playing patterns and identify patterns in your opponent's play in repeated rounds

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In game theory, odds and evens is called matching pennies, and RPS is the 3-strategy generalization of matching pennies.

Both are games with cyclic behavior and no pure Nash equilibria.

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 2 points 1 day ago

Fair enough! That's not a field I've got any knowledge of

[–] IncogCyberspaceUser@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

That's really cool, thanks for sharing.
I'm a bit confused by "odds, evens, says, shoot".
Do both players agree who bets on evens and who on odds, and then they say "SHOOT" and show their fingers?

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's just instead of saying, "Rock, Paper, Scissors, SHOOT!". "Shoot" is when both players put out their hands, just like RPS.

And yes, the players have to agree on which one of them is Odds and which one is Evens beforehand.

When I used to play a game where we had to randomize who went first, my best friend and I decided in advance that I'd always be Evens and he'd always be Odds.

There's no difference, but if you absolutely can't agree on who's what you could always flip a coin for it.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 14 hours ago

Funny, here in Germany everyone I know goes on the third word, there's no "shoot" equivalent.

Schere, Stein, Papier! And you go on the last syllable of Papier

[–] IncogCyberspaceUser@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah I see, thanks for explaining! I feel a bit dense right now, but what is "says" supposed to mean? Or am I thinking about it too much and it's just a fill word to have a four word chant.

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

You're thinking about it the right amount. It's a fill word.

I learned the game as a kid and it was one of those things everyone just knows to say, like "olly olly oxen free" or "eeny meeny miny mo." It's just what you say.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 7 points 2 days ago

Is better unbalanced RPS. Play for 5 points, a win with Rocks counts as 2 points.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

On paper, the rock has the disadvantage

[–] urquell@lemm.ee 22 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Wait... Why did they have scissors before paper?

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

First attempt at beating rock. Failed miserably.

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago

Cutting ribbons for grand openings.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Combined with running to become the first extreme sport.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We had lighters before we had matches. We had cans for 50 years before we had can openers. Sometimes things don't make sense.

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Having cans before can openers makes sense though...

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 0 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

As does scissors before paper, since paper is just one of the many things you can cut with scissors

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 0 points 6 hours ago

I wasn't commenting on that in any way. I explicitly stated which item I was commenting on and how it does not make a good analogy.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

You're never too ready, that's what I say.

Sheep sheering is my uninformed guess

[–] KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 days ago

Hair I would assume.

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 days ago

Now this is some quality post

[–] snek_boi@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you play the original version, the history is different. The original version was rock, scissors, plant. Rock destroys scissors. Scissors cut plant. Plant grows and cracks rock.

[–] weird@sub.wetshaving.social 6 points 2 days ago

Imho paper beating rock makes way more sense /s

[–] pepperjohnson@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

Where I come from we call it Quartz, Parchment, Shears.