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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

How old is this woman, and where does her hairline start? Is she in her 30s or 60s? Is her hair blonde or white?

[–] Khanzarate@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Old, near the top, but it still flows down. Dunno exact age. Blonde, but not everyone loses hair color.

[–] CritFail@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Pretty sure it's from a film (I can't remember which)~~- the character had cancer~~.

[–] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's Pamela Anderson in "The Last Showgirl"

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Oh! That explains why things are this way! She's in-between all these things. Good for her! She's aging in her own way and it's wonderful!

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 1 day ago

I think it might be from The Skeleton Key.

[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 14 points 1 day ago

Just spend 2 hours eating, easy

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Clean as you go and there is very little left to be done after the meal.

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works -1 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

There is a reason why the cooks and bussers are different people. Not everyone wants to get dishwater in their food from whatever tool they use to clean, nor do I have time while things are cooking and requiring near-constant attention to properly wash my hands 10 times as i go back and forth while cooking a single meal.

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[–] Chef_Boyardee@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Remember, you are dealing with people that never cook, and for some reason think they know what they're talking about.

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works -1 points 21 hours ago

And I suppose you have personal knowledge that they never cook, since they are constantly pulling your shitty food off the grocery shelves?

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (5 children)

OK, tell me what in the world you are cooking that takes two hours. And putting something in the oven for an hour is not really any work, is it?

[–] PlzGivHugs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You underestimate how bad we can be at cooking. It takes me like an hour just to peal and chop up ingredients for even a simple dish like mashed potatoes or stir fry.

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For real, folks need to watch more Jamie Oliver. Condense your pans and ingredient lists, make sauce for a few days, use parchment paper, etc

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[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Meals in countries that take food seriously last longer and are meant to be enjoyed with family and friends. Its just our shitty culture that causes this problem.

[–] totallyNotARedditor@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (6 children)

What do you mean by countries that take food seriously? I lived in a few different countries (never in the US) and can't really picture that

[–] GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

If food is viewed and enjoyed as an experience rather than a necessity as a culture, I think it leads to huge shifts in so many aspects of daily living.

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[–] cheers_queers@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

This is why i dont eat. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Jk kind of lol

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Avocado and canned tuna for the win baby.

[–] Pnut@lemm.ee -2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Those numbers are off. It takes me about half an hour to cook a meal. I clean while things are cooking if I can. And it takes me about the same time to eat. I get that it's a joke, but it's entirely unrealistic unless you're doing things very wrong.

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[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

And after all that cooking turns out you have leftovers for like 1 extra meal at best

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

Skill issue.

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[–] Aux@feddit.uk -2 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Cooking a steak takes 5 minutes. You make a side salad while it's frying. Everything goes into the dishwasher in a few more minutes. Not sure what your problem is...

[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 21 hours ago

A dishwasher not my hands? What is this wild technology you speak of?

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[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

sounds like the problem here is how your count your time

[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 4 points 1 day ago

Your Count.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights, in cups of coffee?

[–] Rodneyck@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

So true! I am trying to cook one pot or bake recipes, dump it all and forget about it. It is the only way not to go insane with 1000 pots and dishes to clean.

[–] flightyhobler@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Imagine if you had to hunt for it.

it's a skill. learning to live single after growing up in a family is a big change. i still remember paying a co-worker fifty bucks once to wash my dishes.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

This is why Huel.

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