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DHS considers reality show pitting immigrants against one another for citizenship (www.usatoday.com)

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[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Things you get with Citizenship:
no healthcare
Selective Service(the draft, probably coming back before any noteworthy backlash)
Deported at the drop of a hat

Don't do it people! Make countries compete for you.

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