Its funny how Michael Meyers decided ogres are Scottish and Scottish people are kind of ok with it.
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In a homebrew setting still in construction, Volapük is the language of a secret society.
Gnomish should be more artificial. Esperanto.
Esperanto is more like Common. A language that everyone speaks, more or less, can only be something from an imperialist power or a neutral ground created for that.
Oh absolutely, Common is always Esperanto in my games with something like its history mapped onto whatever world I’m running. That leaves space for regional languages to be everything else.
Infernal is Korean, Elvish is Finnish, Dwarvish is Icelandic, Abyssal is Spanish, the Elemental Languages are Croatian, Serbian, Bosnian and Montenegrin, while Gnomish is Farsi.
Come at me, Bitches!
In the game I'm playing, goblins have thick New York accents. If my creepy-ass lizard person dies, I might switch to that, or a Nordic elf with a thick Swedish accent.
I've always been a fan of that trope. I like to do a Brooklyn goblin from time to time.
spanish is draconic? i thought we all agreed that draconic is german
edit: also as a brazilian, portuguese is too goofy for abyssal
I don't think dragons have the soft tissue necessary to pronounce the consonant clusters like Strumpf.
i dont know about D&D but in pathfinder basically all dragons can speak a whole bunch of languages, so i'd be surprised if there's something in a human language they couldn't pronounce
Actually Draconic is Spanish cuz Celestial is Latin, and Elvish is French cuz they snooty (also a romance language). Dwarves can be Portuguese, as a little treat :3
I vote Dutch for dwarvish. As a brazilian , portuguese could be gnomish or smth
yeah, portuguese does fit gnomes
Sylvan should be Old Spanish like the faun in Pans Labyrinth
Man, I should watch that again. It's been ages.
Brazilian Portuguese is too "melodic" for abyssal, but some European Portuguese accents can work.
eh pt portuguese would work better for elvish
French? Nah, infernal is Regex
All I remember from my infernal class is to ask if a number is prime....
^1?$|^(11+?)\1+$
Explanation by Matt Parker: How on Earth does \^.?$|\^(..+?)\1+$ produce primes?
Yeah thatll do the trick too, I couldn't find the video so I just copy pasted something from stack overflow
People behind Minions: hold my banana.
I need an adult!
I am an adult
I always pick a character from a movie to play characters in my campaigns. For example, I might decide this dragonborn librarian is being played by Zorg from the Fifth Element, so he's going to talk with a slight west Texas twang.
Makes deciding what accent to use pretty easily, and gives me a canned personality to boot.
(My fallback for making the table regret talking to an NPC is Dick Van Dyke's terribly-accentented chimney sweep in Mary Poppins.)
I once did a campaign where all the bad guys where Gary Oldman in different roles
I used esperanto as elvish
I want to learn dovahzul just to use it as draconic, but is so rare for me and my friends to play that i lost motivation after a feel days
I did a salt marsh campaign that I themed like Louisiana bayou country. I had a whole society of reclusive swamp gnomes with Cajun French accents. I still miss those guys. They were cool and spooky.
I thought the accent for the orc in solo leveling really enhanced the experience.
I'm not going to say that affecting an accent for a language one doesn't speak is inherently racist....but it can get there pretty fast.
Polish for the thieves cant. Kurwa
Based French hater.
French sounds incredible with a demon voice. There's an entire cartoon series, Wakfu, where there's a demon talking sword and he's great
My last DM got mad at me and almost kicked me out of the group because I wanted to create a rogue mage warrior priest with a backstory that he was a mexican immigrant names Jose.
The problem wasn't even Jose, it was your refusal to pick a class.
My world draws inspiration from maaaany real life cultures and I'm sure some people would be offended by our interpretations of them.
For us draconic is based in Finnish, and giant is based in Norwegian.