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[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

fuck yeah

i wanna fuck your god so hard in the ass his religion becomes a thing of the past.

I wanna go so deep I make Mary blush and weep.

I think you get the point.
like your god who will get the tip. and the shaft. and fingers, ohh about 3 and a half.

wow god fucking jokes write them selves. maybe He is guiding my hand! praise jeebus.

[–] ElcaineVolta@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 2 days ago

nothing manlier than animal exploitation and a total disregard for climate change.

[–] kepix@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago
[–] Damage@feddit.it 2 points 2 days ago

I'm built for comfort not for speed

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 2 points 2 days ago

Most men I know are doughy as fuck.

Get thee to a gym. Stop eating crap.

[–] Auntievenim@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The hard, true man Eric conn is a rancher with a blog. Doing God's real work of desissyfying America, one substack article at a time.

The world needs more hard men like this guy with his online journal!

Right? The hardest men I've ever known LOVED to write self-help articles for people they looked down on in their spare time. 🙄

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago
[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

this is jesus lowkey fishing for a 13th apostle you didn't think he was a top right? who tops 12 times a night

[–] plumbercraic@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 days ago

This might be the best thing I've seen on Lemmy.

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