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WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’ (www.mediaite.com)

submitted 2 months ago by RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 9 points 2 months ago

This guy needs to be compost

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

Good. Increases his chances going out early by patricide.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 months ago

lololol satire writes itself these days

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

"WSJ is woke now"

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 7 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Lmfao Jesus Christ that's not eugenics that's

What is that?

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[–] xorollo@leminal.space 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why isn't the link to the WSJ article referred to in the supposed title?

[–] fishos@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

If you click through the linked article you discover WSJ is paywalled.

[–] TripleIris@lemmy.wtf 7 points 2 months ago

I could not possibly be more surprised by anything. You could tell me that the sun is hot and that would be more surprising to me than this.

[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

Archived version of the WSJ piece mentioned in the article.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I have the impression that Musk wants to be the 'Black Goat with a Thousand Young'.

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