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According to the statement given by the police, Zack was found by his mother. Preliminary investigations suggest he had slipped on the remains of a rotting carcass, seemingly that of a rat, falling face first onto his desk's edge fracturing his frontal lobe and parietal bone. His body was found to be drenched in what appeared to be moldy coke, however further investigations to his untimely death are pending. Fans of Zack speculate on the possibility of foul play, a setup perpetrated by the "woke left", however these wild accusations are largely unfounded.

RIP BOZO NOW MY YOUTUBE RECOMMENDATIONS WILL BE CLEAN crab-party crab-party crab-party

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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

hihihihihihih i got youuuuuuuuuuu point-and-laugh-1point-and-laugh-2

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

go-ahead too bad buddy, I'm already in my Super form

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

What can darkness do against light itself hillary-assassin

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're an asshole for getting my hopes up catgirl-cry

[–] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm manifesting reality over here. Gimme a few tries and I'll succeed keikaku

[–] Stolen_Stolen_Valor@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Everyone knows the lathe can only be used to manifest bad things, never good things.

[–] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

If there's a will, there's a way

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

I'm not gonna say anything illegal-to-say but I want his death livestreeamed to all of his fans

[–] dead@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

To quote the World of Warcraft South Park episode, "How do you kill that which has no life?"

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Asmon mould kelly

[–] SoloboiNanook@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Zack was found by his mother.

Smh fake news his mom exploded after lighting a cigarette with oxygen on a couple years ago.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fell for it again

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago
[–] ComRed2@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Reports say the rats living in his house have started feasting on his carcass.

[–] jjsandwich7@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Some day it will happen crab-party

[–] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

this com's still around?

[–] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 week ago

I thought he was like 50

[–] OrionsMask@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Fuck you dude