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According to the statement given by the police, Zack was found by his mother. Preliminary investigations suggest he had slipped on the remains of a rotting carcass, seemingly that of a rat, falling face first onto his desk's edge fracturing his frontal lobe and parietal bone. His body was found to be drenched in what appeared to be moldy coke, however further investigations to his untimely death are pending. Fans of Zack speculate on the possibility of foul play, a setup perpetrated by the "woke left", however these wild accusations are largely unfounded.

RIP BOZO NOW MY YOUTUBE RECOMMENDATIONS WILL BE CLEAN crab-party crab-party crab-party

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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

hihihihihihih i got youuuuuuuuuuu point-and-laugh-1point-and-laugh-2

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago
[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're an asshole for getting my hopes up catgirl-cry

[–] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm manifesting reality over here. Gimme a few tries and I'll succeed keikaku

[–] Stolen_Stolen_Valor@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Everyone knows the lathe can only be used to manifest bad things, never good things.

[–] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

If there's a will, there's a way

[–] dead@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

To quote the World of Warcraft South Park episode, "How do you kill that which has no life?"

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

I'm not gonna say anything illegal-to-say but I want his death livestreeamed to all of his fans

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Zack was found by his mother.

Smh fake news his mom exploded after lighting a cigarette with oxygen on a couple years ago.

[–] SoloboiNanook@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fell for it again

[–] jjsandwich7@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Some day it will happen crab-party

[–] ComRed2@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Reports say the rats living in his house have started feasting on his carcass.

[–] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I thought he was like 50

[–] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

this com's still around?

[–] OrionsMask@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Fuck you dude