This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.
The usual rules apply:
No bigotry
Be nice to each other
!shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Throw the ads for that into those influencer morning routine videos and you're laughing on the way to the bank
Yeah right after they go a Better Health sponsored moisturizing video they can go destroy their driveway
Advertise on Fox News and in airport member lounges
I was picturing a car-sized cube of salt that a guy is going out to the driveway to lick in the morning and in doing so emasculating the neighbors.
Flexing what a sodium consuming alpha Chad he is