Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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Man Salt: An oversized salt lick cube and sledgehammer combo for salting driveways (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by CorrodedCranium@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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Can't show off what a manly man you are in winter because it's too cold for your Punisher t-shirts, tactical cargo shorts, and front yard arguments with your wife? This is the product for you!

Your neighbours will be left in a whirlwind of emotions feeling emasculated and enamored seeing you bashing salt with a sledgehammer at 5 every morning.

Who is the target market? Whoever is buying Dr Squatch soap, Dude Wipes, War Paint concealer for men, Black Rifle coffee, and tactical diaper bags.

How will you advertise? 90% through podcasts and 10% recycled corporate jokes on Twitter.

I also considered the name As salt ed

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[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Throw the ads for that into those influencer morning routine videos and you're laughing on the way to the bank

[–] CorrodedCranium@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah right after they go a Better Health sponsored moisturizing video they can go destroy their driveway