Leave it alone, it's resting.
this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2025
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It’s pining for the ~~fjords~~ fords
I wish to complain about this truck that I purchased not half an hour ago from this very dealership. I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
No, no, 'e's uh,...he's charging.
"If you can read this sticker, flip me off."
Not one of the four wheels broke off - prob fake.
/s
I'm all for boycotts and even a little bit of arson (just a smidge), but I draw the line at using a Prius to run Cybertrucks off the road.
Oï, you can't park there mate.
tesla won't take them back, so you're probably better off just claiming the insurance.
There are providers who outright refuse to insure a Cybertruck. I wonder why.
People collecting single-use vapes as "roadside lithium": 👀
That’s supposed to happen when you activate the space x feature
No, somethings not right. The pointy end is supposed to be up.
isn't that how you're supposed to drive it
He must've hit a singular piece of gravel.
How?
Some ketamine head thought it was a good idea to give a dumpster-shaped 3 metric ton land barge that handles like a shipping container on overcooked noodles the ability to do 0-60 mph in 2.9 seconds.
The rest writes itself.
It's actually the steering, it reacts weirdly laggy and not progressively enough. You can just rip the wheel in a direction and roll over like your playing twisted metal or something.
I'm legit not sure how they got it legalized but it's very stupid, no power = no steering at all.
That's what drive by wire does, not any different on airplanes, but they have way more backup systems
It's much different specifically because it has fewer safeties.
Don't give him credit for anything, he "invented", and I use the term extremely loosely here, exactly one thing in his life, a shitty directory website, that was by all accounts of his coworkers at the time, horribly coded and wouldn't have existed without their helping him. Him and 47 are, without a shred of hyperbole, the biggest conmen America has ever seen.
Looks like the kickstand was down in the rear wheel well. That'll get ya every time.
Needs more JPEG.
You mean * ~ processing ~ *?
I guess.
enhance
Trying to drain the water
OP, was this on the 10 between Phoenix and Tucson?
Im not sure. Not my pic
As a side question, what the FUCK is that vent
You mean the fence post?
I mean this monstrosity
If khakis there was the driver, I'd say this was about as good a crash as he was going to see.