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[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

Eleven days until my 33rd birthday. When COVID started, I was 27 turning 28. My 30th happened during one of the lockdowns.

I've gone through 4 or 5 different calls centre jobs since 2019.

Now I'm studying animal care, with the plan to do either a Cert IV in Vet Nursing, or a Diploma of Animal Tech.

I spent only one year with my partner before COVID started. We've been together 6 years in Jan just gone.

It feels so long and no time at all. So much has changed.

I am grateful how I have managed to change my trajectory on a personal scale.

It's gonna be okay, eventually, and I hold enough hope about that for those who can't be hopeful.

I am eternally grateful for this community, a home made of code and human souls sharing their lives and advice. You've been amazing to me, even though I've been less than stellar at times.

Sending you all my love and good vibes! πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

eee!

You're an asset to the DT AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago

Spud is so silly, we love her so much 😭

[–] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago

We love you mate!

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[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Miss Meow approves of the new cushions.

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[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 15 points 8 months ago (6 children)

Starting new job tomorrow. Kind of nervous but excited.

[–] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fart audibly and own it, show em you ain't scared

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[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago

Good luck. πŸ’

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[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 14 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Everyone in the block of flats next door have moved out (was sold, probably end up being townhouses), last dude to leave who has early onset dementia came and said goodbye which was a bit sad. Really nice guy and can't imagine the move for him is gonna be easy.

Other place next door on the other side (with a bunch of noisy kids which is all good) have moved out cause they're about to do renos.

Completely neighbourless, and the lack of noise reminds me of locky lockdowns which to be honest isn't the worst thing.

Which brings us the rave choon

I think I could get used to this

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago

You're on your Pat Malone πŸ˜”

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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

This is my neighbour's fence. Everytime he finds something worthy he staples it on here. I've popped it under a spoiler because it's fucking hideous.

spoiler

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is your neighbour in full control of their faculties? Or is he a cooked cunt?

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Once a hoarder always a hoarder.

I think he worked with scrap metal and brought his work home with him. Decades worth of shit in his yard.

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Damn. Feel sorry for the poor sap who has to clean that when old mate goes kaput

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago

When that day happens we'll have to carpet bomb our yard with rat traps.

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Have the demolition company use an excavator to load it all into demo skips. e: My dad's a hoarder and once upon a time the stuff he collected was worth something, now it's a hectare of shit that's been left to rot out the back of Castlemaine.

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 8 points 8 months ago

The fence of Theseus.

[–] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Impressive. I wonder what his selection criteria for inclusion are?

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[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

He could plant a nice hedge instead?

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 points 8 months ago

Haha. You're funny!

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I have some awesome gnochi from an Italian restaurant to sink my sore mouth into, some cheesecake, and a fluffy cat to annoy.

Life's good for now ❀️

Edit: as this is my last night of freedom before working again, I'm staying up one last time!!!

[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 9 points 8 months ago

Gnocchi is pretty outstanding comfort food

[–] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Saw three Tawny Frogmouths at the park πŸ˜ƒ I love them.

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Gosh I love those birds! They look so silly and I adore them for it!

[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 12 points 8 months ago (4 children)

You need to look up what they’re like as babies. β€œAntisocial dandelion” is a good start

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[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Lazy day. New job starts Tuesday so I'm getting up early tomorrow to get used to it. 6:30am.

So super early night tonight.

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[–] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 12 points 8 months ago (4 children)

The embiggening appears to have worked. I think my feet look quite fetching.

I’ll now be wearing them until bedtime just to make sure they settle in to the peculiarities of my feet

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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 11 points 8 months ago

I think I found a new hobby. I put the boxing on Wii and KO'd a few dickheads. I'm tired now.

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

got a case of standard dun wanna but i must meal prep before i go out for dinner and then I remember I bought chips and chocolate on sale yesterday

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago

I bought chips and chocolate on sale yesterday

that can be meal prep

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[–] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 11 points 8 months ago

Wow. Big sleep.

[–] underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 10 points 8 months ago (9 children)

Apparently I had a deprived childhood. I have never made or worn an Easter bonnet or hat. I thought it was an odd new thing, but friends of the same vintage and similar geography tell me this had been happening for many decades, I've just somehow completely missed it. Huh.

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[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 10 points 8 months ago (5 children)

The spinach recalls because of E. Coli remind me of when I got salmonella from spinach in the early 2010s. My ex and I were so so sick, dying on the couch watching TV together, when the news started talking about it - that's how we found out what we had and why we were sick πŸ˜‚

It's the only time I've ever had salmonella.

0/10 do not recommend.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I got poisoned by a piece of salmon. It was instant. First time I've ever walked into a doctor's clinic with a bucket. A few people were seen to that day who had purchased the salmon at the same place. And yes, I still eat salmon.

The man just tried to return a bag of spinach and the workers had no idea what he was on about. The manager was called.

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Salmon is too delicious to give up!!

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago (7 children)

Ya gotta get back on the horse.

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[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 10 points 8 months ago

much quieter here, last place had 5 neighbouring houses doing renos, one is a major demolition, the other uses jack hammers

and no aggressive junkies here, no porch pirates so far, had a package sit on my porch all day, was still there

and last thing I saw in my street in Carlton, first time I saw a homeless lady pushing a shopping trolley with her belongings, I went up to her and gave her a 20, she spoke in a middle class accent

I do understand living in the suburbs ( which I haven't done in 35 years ) means that even if I don't see social problems that doesn't mean the problem has gone away πŸ˜”

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

just more cleaning and unpacking today

I think I'll start setting up my shell collection cabinet πŸ™‚

it's a very blowy day here and it's makes the cats skittish πŸ˜ƒ

[–] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 9 points 8 months ago (16 children)

Anyone here AFAB have luck with menstrual cups?

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[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Good night everyone, sleep tight

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[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 8 points 8 months ago

I’m off to the market. Yaaaay

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

noises of feline mayhem & destruction

This was inevitable.

destroyed blinds

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[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 8 points 8 months ago (6 children)

Had to do something pretty unfortunate this morning, so to balance it put, I finally got some lobster ramen. While the lobster itself was so-so (a bit tough) the lobster bisque ramen soup was the stuff my dreams are made out of!!

Ramen pic


Now I need a long nap!

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[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago

Among my recent purchases is a pair of canvas high tops. Because why the fuck not.

The process of stretching them slightly to get the fit just right - they ARE the right size, but feel just a smidge too small at the heels - is ongoing. I have stuffed…about four pairs of bundled up socks in these sneakers?

[–] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Goodnight all! I'm going to get horizontal and vegetate in my creaky old bed. Ciao for now.

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[–] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago

We had a good day at the Zoo today, the tigers and monkeys were fairly active.

My biggest takeaway was the Norco Scene is the zoo's bike of choice. If I was Norco or a reseller I'd get on that for a campaign

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago

Neighbours are already either up and drinking or haven't stopped. Given I heard them at 2am but they were quiet by 6am, I suspect they at least had a disco nap.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago

windy here and I am pretty tired an achy

good night, love you all 😘

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