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[–] FUsername@feddit.org 13 points 2 weeks ago

On first visit, I'd secretly try to check where the urinals are. In second visit, I would do that process again because who the fuck is meant to remember what that circles want to express??

[–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 12 points 2 weeks ago

it looks like youre already in a bathroom

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The left one is easy, it's boobs. Which means you're allowed if you have man boobs.

The other one is for people with 3 nipples.

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[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 9 points 2 weeks ago

2 bowls per stall vs 3 bowls per stall. Depends on the size of your friend group.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Binary and trinary

[–] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If it's biology based, women have 3 and men 2, but straight line would make more sense. But that is only a guess and who knows what the symbols are actually based on.

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 8 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

I'm going to the one that looks most like an SCP logo.

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[–] Kwyjibo1@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 2 weeks ago

There's a sink. Problem solved.

[–] gingersaffronapricat@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

Choose the door that looks the most like the sweaty imprint your groin leaves on the bench

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 7 points 2 weeks ago

3 circles doesn't seem to have a handle, so easy choice.

[–] Theatomictruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

Left is for if you have to do a #2 right is for #3s obviously

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe this is a lesson and it doesn't matter what bathrooms we use?

[–] don@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If some circles on a door prevent you from opening one and peeking inside to check for urinals, you should never have left your house to begin with.

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Who peeks into bathrooms? Found the alpha😤🐺

[–] SanicHegehog@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

Just shit in the sink to establish dominance

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Which ever one has the couches man, we need the couches.

[–] HappinessPill@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's very worrying, does the US already started to sorting humans by the amount of balls they have?

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