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[–] donuts@lemmy.world 181 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (12 children)

What you're seeing here is numbered doors of toilet stalls.

This picture is from the inside of a restroom area, so any gender icons would be the outside of any door in here anyway.

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[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 75 points 1 month ago (4 children)

ytf do they number their stalls? is it like: "help, my zipper's stuck! I'm in stall oo. Whatever you do, don't go into stall o!"

"where did you say you were?"

(sighs) "stall oo, toilet |||, co-sharing toilet roll ~~~. Hurry!"

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

"Hey Randy, grab the bucket, someone's had explosive diarrhea all over stall three again."

Putting in a support ticket. "Flushing problem in stall two of the toilets on the second floor."

So Randy doesn't need to go through all the flushes to find the broken one.

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[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 101 points 1 month ago (12 children)

2 circles is if you need to #2, 3 of you need to take a #3.

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 28 points 1 month ago (6 children)

1+2=3

There's no place for a number 1. If you're not going to shit, then you're not allowed to pee either.

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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 81 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

He doesn't know how to use the three rings.

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My instinct would be to use the one that seems to have a functioning door handle.

[–] JoeKis@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago
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[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] BomberMan9865@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 month ago (12 children)

When you're Nonbinary every bathroom feels like this, not because you don't know which is which but because you don't know which choice is more wrong or will get you in more trouble.

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[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It's a test to determine your gender, you just walk into whichever one you're naturally compelled to and then when you get out you find out your gender. If you don't want to go into either then you're either nonbinary or agender

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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Ones boobs the other is a dick?

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

1 circle of life
2 shotgun
3 maritime international sign for distress
4 audi owners
5 Olympic athletes

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago

This is what the Republicans said would happen!!

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

Please solve the following puzzle to prove you are a human

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

I feel like one is a set of boobs. The other is a man, fully erect as seen from the front at a direct angle (business end pointed towards your mouth as you approach the door).

Places with gendered bathrooms should stick to icons that make sense. The place can do something cutesy too, but have a real bathroom sign.

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 month ago (10 children)

i mean.

The two look like boobs, and the three look like a penis, so... Case closed?

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The two look like balls, and the three look like a head and boobs.

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[–] Gurei@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Indicates how many seashells were installed in each room.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wanna go into the 3 ball bathroom to see all the dudes with 3 balls.

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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Two is for couples, three is for threesomes.

Not pictured is the single circle which has a glory hole.

[–] Splenetic@lemm.ee 24 points 1 month ago

Men, who have 2 testes go left, while women who have 3 testes go right. Wait...

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Very self explanatory its for how many CANS OF BEANS YOU HAVE.

PISS EVERYWHERE WITH BEANS

MWHAHAHAHHA

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[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago

I can't read these runes. Life sense, roll for initiative.

[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Number of holes beneath the waist.

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[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They are already in the bathroom...

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 19 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I think it's one of those places where the sink is outside, and the mystery hole is behind the doors.

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[–] superkret@feddit.org 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

3 coins is more than 2, so it's for men.
Cause they earn more.

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Men have two holes, woman three. I assume it is that dumb.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I assume the left is two nuts. The right is a head over two boobs.

Stupidly cryptic, though.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Oh man I thought left was boobs and right was dick and balls.

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[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Two circles: Toilet and sink.

Three Circles: Toilet, sink, and urinal.

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[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Maybe it’s points of contact?

Two feet for the urinal.

Two feet and a seat for the toilet?

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] sicarius@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The one on the right are for users of these

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[–] molten@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have 0 respect for gendered toilets and will just go in one if it's not a super active place like a mall or an airport.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 24 points 1 month ago (7 children)

i tried this once and oh man the womans restroom smelled so rancid i could never go back. it was traumatic

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

IMO:

They're gender-neutral. The two and three on the door are so that people can be told which one needs work.

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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 14 points 1 month ago (6 children)

There’s a bar on the beach town near me that uses “lobsters” and “crabs” as it’s bathroom door identifiers.

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