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[–] Skua@kbin.earth 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm pretty certain the Bretonnians are actually the horses, the humans riding on top are just elaborate puppets that the horses use to swing swords

Why not Siamese-Centaurs with regular horse heads at the front and their human twin growing from their back?

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Normally not a censorship guy but this is the exception. Thank you for sparing me the trauma.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 week ago

Dammit, made me snort. Have your upvote!

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Oh yeah? Well, hum, then take a look at the Germans with their, er, engineering and organisational power, and er also the super cool Ukrainians, and er ah foutre

[–] Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Cathay gets the mark of distinction of being the only human non-European culture. And they don't get minis. (Edit 2: that line aged out of validity pretty damn quick.)

Orcs get to be the one non-human arguably European faction. And as much as they are, it's more lower class as a whole which merges with other ethnic groups.