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Breaded, deep fried cheese. It's just fat on fat on fat, and for some reason it's spammed in every burger where I live

Mayonnaise

Ridiculous bread. Just put it on a straight forward bun,not a fucking brioche

Killing a cow?

Nah we fixed that

Now it's mayo or those little tiny chopped onions

Greenery.

Any burger that's not at least mostly pink in the center.

So fuck that "smashed" trash!!!

For me, a lot of things:

• Ketchup
• Mustard
• Mayonnaise
• Other sauces
• Onions
• Mushrooms
• Pickles
• Lettuce
• Tomato
• Other vegetables and/or fruits and/or fungi

My ideal burger is just bun, cheese, and patty, bacon optional.

ketchup

pickles

• Pickles . They ruin EVERYTHING ‼‼‼‼‼‼‼
• Soggy buns

Ketchup

Blue cheese gag.

Ciabatta or brioche bun.

Onion soup mix and crackers and eggs as binders.

But those are just my opinions, I’m not a big burger person.