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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 143 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

26: unsubscribe from the email promos that the site automatically signed you up to even though you didn't check the Subscribe to newsletter box, which requires you to log into the site and find and uncheck all the boxes in the "contact settings".

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 43 points 18 hours ago

26a: Note that they will simply add more categories over time and helpfully subscribe you to each of the new ones whether you ever visit the site again or not.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 28 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Unsubscribe? You mean report spam

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Unsubscribe is for real suckers only. When someone clicks that I always imagine some goon elbowing the guy next to him and saying something like, "look Keith we got another" unsubscriber" over here! With a big goofy grin on his face.

[–] stankmut@lemmy.world 25 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

If the email is from a legitimate business, they must have an unsubscribe button and it has to work. They get a little time before they are required to process the request, 10 days in the US, but I've usually seen it take effect immediately.

Don't click the unsubscribe button in an actual spam email.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 12 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

If you didn't ASK to receive emails from them, it's spam and it should be reported as such.

Fuck unsubscribing from things I didn't subscribe to.

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[–] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 36 points 16 hours ago (5 children)

How people can deal with internet without adblockers like uBlock is just baffling. Not only ads, but also all the cookie banners and phone app popups and other crap. uBlock will filter all this shit out so you just use the website without junk and annoyances.

I've used the original Windscribe back when it was still a regular x86 app that acted like a local proxy and would filter out ads and banners. That was early 2000s iirc. Even back then I couldn't stand all this crap. Today I can't imagine browsing without uBlock or at minimum with DNS filtering which can't apply cosmetic filters or more advanced rules.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 20 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

AdNauseam. It clicks all the adverts. Yes, this is actively malicious behaviour. No, I don't care.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Just want to post this here for anyone not aware... uBlock "medium" mode. Kind of an unadvertised feature that has to be enabled in a strangely obscure way (I think they want to make sure you're not a complete idiot).

Still, pretty easy to set up, and much more protection than the default (but also not nearly as frustrating as "hard" mode or whatever they call it). Basically, most sites you visit are going to be broken the first time you go, but you enable elements you need for the site to load, then save those settings for that domain. Takes about 30 seconds or so once you know what you're doing and you only need to do it once per domain. Basically, I keep 1st and 3rd-party scripts off completely most of the time. It's relatively rare that I absolutely need to enable 1st party scripts on a page for it to load.

It's kind of like uBlock + noscript learning mode. The element zapper is clutch as well, but that's not unique to medium mode or anything.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

DNS level ad blocks have been a huge game changer for me. When I play games at home, no ads. Then when I go out and play those games, I forget that they have ads.

[–] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 5 points 15 hours ago

For me setting up Android phone without it. Installed some app and got bombarded by all the ads and shit. Something I just don't even know on mine.

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[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 4 points 11 hours ago

wow that seems relatively simple given a purchase was made. usually it's at least 4 more pages and verifications and codes and promos

[–] joanwestenberg@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago

Fuck this is accurate

[–] ghostrider2112@lemmy.world 43 points 19 hours ago

Don’t forget that it saved all of your credit card info except for the secret code. then you search for the card and find the stupid code and enter it and then it tells you that there was an unknown error and to try a new card.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 20 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Don't worry. Soon you'll be able to subscribe to a service where an AI will just order products you don't actually want for you.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 16 hours ago

well, a large language model.

[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 37 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

#2/9/14

you forgot that you need to select more options, scroll down, read every box carefully to make sure on doesnt mean off and off doesnt mean on, make sure you dont hit the button that ignores your choices and turns everything on anyways......

i fucking hate what this has turned into.

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

I just ublock every cookie screen and navigate in incognito mode so cookies publicity cooki s will have zero chances of actually getting read.

Not as it really matters. As most of my advertisement profile doesn't come from some random site cookies but from phone espionage.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 17 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

Step 4 is a bit optimistic. Usually when I search something there are 30 products of what I specifically don't want before finding the single listing of what I do want.

Recent example. Needed a 8v 1A transformer
Searched AC to AC 8v 1A
Every listing on the first 3 pages were universal AC to DC adaptors that didn't have an 8v setting. the dials all went 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 12.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

also, all the search functions are deliberately broken so they can feed you algo slop instead of letting you find the product you want.

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[–] aarch64@lemm.ee 3 points 16 hours ago

You may have already figured this out, but a variac would fit the bill.

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 20 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Alternative to 7 they have this stupid magic email login where you cannot set a password but have to go to your mails everyone you need to login

[–] Bieren@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago

I had one the other day, choose to login with password or the magic email link. I know my password, let me in fucker. Oh no, you still have to go to your email and click on some link to verify it’s really you.

[–] derosnec@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

2 seems simple, but every site uses a slightly different variation for opt-in, but every variant is based on your lizard brain being tempted to click accept. The sites that make you scroll through 938 'legitimate interest" partners to get the "reject all" option are particularly shit.

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Green button good, red button bad.

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 16 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

20b : shipping is abusively eating up the low price

[–] taxon@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

20C. Realize this is not the best price on the product. 20D1.

 For i in range (your_breaking_point): 
            if i == your_breaking_point:
                   break
            Return to step 1.

[–] xtr0n@sh.itjust.works 8 points 18 hours ago

20D2. Get an email saying “You forgot something in your cart”

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[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

While it sucks, I think that's better actually. Let me cook lol

Websites that ship for free have to factor in the shipping into the item price.

Which means that if you order a lot of items at once rather than separately, you get no reward for being more sustainable.

Shipping costs ensure that people don't make inefficient, single-item orders unless they really need to.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

The shitty idea is that you have to make an account and lots of jazz before they tell how much shipping is.

Also, instead of 25€ for the product and 8€ for shipping, surprise!! the 18€ product magically needs a special courier for 15€ to ship it.

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[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

17a. Reject prompt to set up a pass key.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 3 points 14 hours ago

Passkeys aren't so bad. Just switch to a password manager that stores them for you, preferably a self-hosted one if you're technically inclined.

[–] taxon@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

Take my upvote because you made me laugh; however, in all reality pass key is more secure, and should be used when available.

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 7 points 18 hours ago

Alternative to steps 6 through 17: refuse to use any webstore that doesn't allow for guest check-checkout.

[–] Fabian@lemmy.zip 4 points 17 hours ago

I know that 2FA is not that convenient, but it greatly improves security. Especially for users who use the same email password combination for multiple accounts

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

But security tho! Security theater is actually super useful!

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