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The state should be purely passed through function inputs and outputs (lemmy.world)

submitted 17 hours ago by merari42@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 18 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 14 points 17 hours ago

Protest anonymously, function anonymously.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 8 points 17 hours ago

Declare your intentions!

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

@Instantnudel@feddit.org 🚩🏴🚩🏴🚩🏴

[–] instantnudel@feddit.org 7 points 16 hours ago

Ich freue mich über ihre Frage. Ich fühle mich geehrt hier zu sein. Ich möchte ihnen jetzt garkein vorwurf machen aber sie haben diese Frage doch auswendig gelernt. Sie haben unser Programm nichtmal gelesen. Würden sie Habeck auch so eine Frage stellen? Jetzt unterbrechen sie mich nicht!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

You might want to cache things, like handles to resources or other dependencies?

[–] Reptorian@programming.dev 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I use states, but no classes. G'MIC is my main language. I do appreciate the functional way of thinking after writing in it for so long. States are just variables that defines the mode of something, right?

[–] communism@lemmy.ml 1 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

That's just a communist thing, not an anarchist-specific thing...

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Just like functional programing is about making state explicit, not making it go away.

Overall, both arms are wrong... so they cancel out or something like that.

[–] A_Pile_of_Frog@sh.itjust.works -2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Hm, i dont think AES amanaged to come close to this.

Anarchists like Baba Makhno came close, but given the circumstance, leader- or classless societies are kinda doomed to fail.

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