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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[-] RickRussell_CA@lemmy.world 110 points 9 months ago

License to kill -9

[-] GaleFromCali@lemmy.world 102 points 9 months ago

It should be "chmod, sudo chmod"

[-] Vishram1123@lemm.ee 26 points 9 months ago

chmod; sudo chmod

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 14 points 9 months ago
[-] jungle@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago
[-] uis@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Smart. Real Smart.

[-] dingus@lemmy.ml 60 points 9 months ago
[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 16 points 9 months ago

How would you stir permissions lol? Just randomize it?

[-] DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 9 months ago

5 points for the awk command.

10 points for a perl script.

;-)

[-] duke@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

circular shift

[-] walthervonstolzing@lemmy.ml 50 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

007 is pretty ideal permission scheme for a spy, though: Deny access to owner & group; let some 3rd party do whatever he likes.

[-] Restaldt@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Deny access to owner & group; let some 3rd party do whatever he likes

I believe thats called the honey pot

[-] duxbellorum@lemm.ee 38 points 9 months ago

The man to whom unauthorized sudo attempts are reported.

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 7 points 9 months ago

Oh no I'm screwed

[-] iluminae@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago

(after) ...ah crap it's actually selinux....

[-] Damage@feddit.it 12 points 9 months ago
[-] lightnegative@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

First thing to do if you need a functioning server

Unless you're a security guy and get off on people not being able to do their jobs due to Access Denied

[-] Knusper@feddit.de 6 points 9 months ago

Recently, I learned of the concept of "Linux capabilities". And yeah, as much as I enjoy reading up on these things, the whole time I was thinking, if something's fucky with these capabilities, I'll never remember to check them...

[-] uis@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Funfact: if you want to run for example HTTP server, you can run it with CAP_NET_BIND_SERVICE and no_new_priv.

[-] ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com 16 points 9 months ago

Should've been Sean Connery and not Daniel Craig bond in the pic! Missed opportunity.

[-] Bonehead@kbin.social 30 points 9 months ago

You can't do that...Connery would just mount and fsck everything that moved instead of fixing the system.

[-] ebits21@lemmy.ca 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

And need the extra CHMOD, JAMES CHMOD

[-] marco@beehaw.org 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[-] fraksken@infosec.pub 6 points 9 months ago

Bad bad bad!

[-] quicken@aussie.zone 2 points 9 months ago

ssh still doesn't work. I'm out of ideas!

this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2023
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