True. Now I'm more triggered by the mere existence of some bugs because I can't fucking fathom how they'd even exist in the first place.
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learn to code and you'll forever more be going "i could probably fix this if i could be fucked to get familiar with the codebase"
Now i complain about both the bugs in my games and the bugs in other games
Give a man a fish, and he'll be fed for a day
Teach a man to fish, and he'll be training orcas to attack shipping vessels
I only chose this career path because I heard there were a lot of hugs. 🥲
Become an entomologist and never complain about them ever.
Even flies?
Looks at Undertail and Balatro just being a collection of IF statements…
At minimum I think it would stop people from calling devs lazy. I don’t code, but even I know for how boring Ubisoft games are, none of them were “lazy” outputs.
Learn to code and you’ll be too busy complaining about your own bugs everyday.
No I for sure complain, but for date bugs.. I'll be forgiving
I can code pretty well. I'm a qa tester. Complaining about videogames is my mostprechious pasttime
As someone who had a career as a web developer and had to build sites that worked pixel perfect on multiple devices and clients I think game developers are jokers
Instead you report them